早上好 库尔特 Morning, Kurt.
德尔 Del.
我还以为你们要到下个星期才搬家呢？ I thought y'all weren't moving till next week?
再拖延下去也没意义不是吗？ Yeah, well, what's the point?
除非你在我们走之前找到了神奇的种子 Unless you got some magic beans that'll grow
种下去转天早晨就能长出十亩棉花的那种 10 acres of cotton by morning we're leaving.
我们没有理由留在这里 No reason for us to stay here.
听你这么说我真的很遗憾 I'm truly sorry to hear about that.
德尔 Del.
玛格丽特 Margaret.
鲁弗斯 快来 孩子 Rufus, come on, boy.
我们走吧！ Let's go!
鲁弗斯很沮丧 Rufus is pretty torn up.
他自出生之后还没离开过这个地方呢 This is the only place he's ever known.
我有点迷茫 I don't know.
你有没有觉得自己的生活像是被诅咒了 德尔？ You ever feel like your life's been cursed, Del?
拜托 库尔特 这不是诅咒 Come on, Kurt, it ain't no curse.
那是什么？ What is it then?
我们重新换了土 重新播种 We've re-soiled, replanted,
能洒的药都洒了 sprayed everything we know to spray.
但还是这样 年复一年 The same thing, year after year.
只是徒劳 Just dust.
玛姬甚至去教堂祷告 Marge even tried the church.
不仅仅是在星期天 Not just on Sundays neither.
她说灾害是《圣经》里记载的 库尔特 She said the plague is biblical, Kurt.
可能有助于使人谦逊 It might help to be humble.
我倒确实很谦逊了 I'm humbled alright.
我受够了 德尔 I'm done, Del.
但至少市长接管了我们的问题 At least the mayor took it off our hands.
对吗？ That right?
是的 Yep.
他给了我们足够的钱重新来过 Gave us enough for a fresh start
还帮我们理清了银行负债的问题 and helped us clear it at the bank.
我为他留了上好的月光酒在那间小屋里 I left my good moonshine in the shed over there for him.
这是我最起码能做到的 It was the least I could do.
如果你想要的话 可以去拿一罐 Get you a jug if you want it.
我们会再见的 德尔 We'll see ya, Del.
他出生在这个城市 那时这里还像天堂 ♪ Was born in this town when it still seemed like heaven ♪
但是有魔鬼驻扎此地带来了长久的苦难 ♪ But the devil's got a way of moving in and settin' stakes ♪
我看到他的毒药慢慢黑化纯洁的人 ♪ I've seen his poison slowly seep into the purist ♪
我知道一个好人崩坏的样子 ♪ I know the look of a good man when he breaks ♪
我每天都看到日出亲吻这片土地 ♪ I've seen the sunrise kiss this land every mornin' ♪
我看着这片土地慢慢地荒芜 ♪ I've watched the land slowly withering away ♪
我曾对那些不听警告的人说过 ♪ I've spoken to deaf ears who would not heed the warnin' ♪
这些年来我一直在想 ♪ And I've wondered all these years ♪
为什么我要留下来 ♪ Why the hell it is I stay ♪
一旦你可以信任一个男人 ♪ Once when you could trust a man ♪
你们四目相对 你握住了他的手 ♪ You met his eyes and shook his hand ♪
但是所有的光辉早已离开了这块土地 ♪ But all the honor left this land a long long time ago ♪
大地都已龟裂 ♪ And all the earth is dry and bare ♪
人民忍饥挨饿 ♪ And no one has a thing to spare ♪
唯一关心的人 ♪ And the only one who seems to care ♪
是你所知的魔鬼 ♪ Is the devil that you know ♪
你所知的魔鬼 ♪ The devil that you know ♪
德莫！ Delmore!
嘿 我真谢谢你为我保驾护航 Hey, I really do appreciate that escort.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
这不是保驾护航 凯恩市长 It wasn't an escort, Mayor Kane.
我猜你清楚你超速了 I guess you knew you were speeding.
好吧 我当然要超速 Well, of course I was speeding.
我得赶去那个大灯柱的剪彩！ I had to get to the lamppost revel!
如果我不去的话 他们会大发雷霆的 They're gonna throw a fit if I don't get over there, so.
你还让我追了你五公里让你靠边停车 Also didn't pull over for five miles,
这是另一项违规 which is another violation.
你现在是认真的吗？ Are you serious right now?
老天有眼 德莫 As God is my witness, Delmore,
我不知道你是想让我靠边停车 I had no idea you were trying to pull me over.
我在后视镜中看到你 我以为 Hell, I saw you in the rear view and I thought,
看看那边 警长也参加灯柱剪彩了 look at that, Sarge is going to the reveal.
这是自板凳剪彩以来最重要的事情了 Biggest thing in town since the bench reveal.
法律就是法律 The law's the law.
你说我们拿这张换你不写罚单怎么样？ What do you say we take of this ticket
天知地知你知我知 行不？ right here between the two of us, hmm?
嗨 市长 你过来吗？ Hey Mayor, are you comin'?
我马上就来 I'll be right there.
长官？ Sarge?
市长 Mayor.
我们就当这次是警告处理如何 Well, why don't we just call it a warning?
不要？ No?
好吧 我得走了 Well, I have just got to be on my way,
但是和你谈生意很愉快 but it has been a pleasure doing business with you.
大家好！ Hey everybody!
非常感谢你今天的到来 Thank you so much for coming out today.
这可跟我从前看过的大相径庭 Isn't this something else?
你看看这东西可真壮观 Would you look at that beautiful thing?
自从自由女神像之后 I haven't seen anything so well-constructed
我还没见过这么好的建筑物 这就很说明问题 since the Statue of Liberty, and that is saying something,
因为自由女神像可是用纯铜做的 cause that thing was made out of copper
还是从遥远的法国寄来的 and sent over from France.
早上好 帅哥 Mornin', handsome.
梅贝琳 你和往常一样漂亮 Maybeleen, you are a vision, as usual.
为了你我随时都能蹬了我丈夫 I'm gonna leave my husband any second.
只要你一句话的事儿 德尔 You just say the word, Del.
你知道我得谨言慎行 不然他会解雇我的 You know I have to mind my Ps and Qs so he don't fire me.
好吧 至少你能做到 Well, the least you can do
星期四晚上来吃晚饭 is come to dinner on Thursday night.
我像只猫一样百无聊赖 I'm as bored as a cat can be.
梅贝琳 我得再跟你说这件事 Maybeleen I'd have to get back to you about that.
拜托 德尔！ Come on, Del!
斯伯里牛排浇上肉汁 我还做了玉米面包 Salisbury steak, gravy, and I make real cornbread,
不是那些商店里卖的垃圾！ none of that store-bought junk!
我很感谢你的邀请 但是…… I appreciate the invite, but.
德尔 我们就像一家人！ Del, we're like family!
你可以随时来坐坐！ You can just drop by anytime!
怎么会有人对你这张脸说不呢 How could anybody say no to that face.
我很高兴看到 Ooh, I'm so glad to see
你还是那么有幽默感！ you still got some good sense!
市长的小保安在那边 Ah, Mayor's security boy's over there.
他在那儿和布泽尔调情 He's over there flirtin' with Boozer.
你应该看看市长是否也会雇用你 布泽尔 You should see if the mayor would hire you too, Boozer.
呃 Ugh.
我有私人病假福利！ I get private sick benefits!
薪水也不少 The money's good.
市长免费给了我一支手枪 The mayor gave me a free pistol.
嗯 Mm.
最好的是什么呢 看看这个 The best part, check it.
凯恩洛克安保 Kane Rock Security.
这是一个特殊行动小组 It's a special unit.
哦 是的 市长总是 Oh, yeah, the mayor's always trying
想让我去看他的特别小组 to get me to see his special unit.
因为这是一个很棒的小组！ 'Cause it's a great unit!
我说的是真的 I'm telling ya!
-我信了 -嗯 -I'll bet. - Mhmm.
嗨 德尔 Hey Del.
早晨好 Mornin'.
早晨好 长官 Mornin', Sarge.
长官 我今天这么早到是希望你能跟我分享一些 Sir, I came in early today hopin' you'd share
你的智慧 如果你同意的话 some of your wisdom if that's okay with you.
智慧是随着经验来的 That'll come.
帽子挺好 Nice hat.
谢谢 长官 Thanks, sir.
市长昨天给的 The mayor gave it to me yesterday.
说我需要戴着它 Said I need to wear it as a way
显示我们的单位的凝聚力 to show our forces have merged.
有点像 牛仔和印第安人通力合作 Kind of like, cowboys and Indians working together.
谁是牛仔 谁是印第安人？ Well, who's the cowboys and who's the Indians?
我没有深想这个问题 Well, I didn't look into it that deep,
但如果你愿意 我可以问他 but I can ask him if you want.
德尔！ Del!
你认真的吗？ Really?
来我办公室 Into the office.
限速25他开到了72 He was going 72 in a 25.
德尔 那个人做的的慈善事业是唯一 Del, that man's charity is the only thing
能让这个小镇继续维持下去的办法！ keeping this town alive!
他也闯了红灯 He ran the light too.
你最近看到那个信号灯吗？ Have you seen that stoplight recently?
德尔？ Del?
它又开始亮了 It's working again.
你注意到它旁边的新标志了吗？ Did you notice the new sign?
我没看见 I don't think so.
胡扯 连我耳毛长了你都注意得到 Oh, hell, you notice my ear hair when it's too long.
那个"收养个信号灯"的标志？ The adopt-a-stoplight sign?
是的！ Yes!
是谁修好了这个镇上唯一的信号灯？ And who has adopted this town's only stoplight?
谁为它的维护和电费买单？ Who pays for it's maintenance, it's power?
凯恩洛克 Kane Rock.
完全正确 Exactly.
所以你能明白试图让凯恩市长为闯红灯负责 So do you see how insane it might be to try
是多么丧心病狂了吗 to ticket Mayor Kane for runnin' the stoplight
那个信号灯本从一开始就是他修好的 that he's paying for in the first place.
我们一直以来都是纪律严明之师 We've been runnin' a tight ship for a long time.
城镇上的人都很满意 The town's happy.
没必要在这方面自找麻烦 No need to start trouble here.
我们手头要处理的问题本就多了去了 We've got plenty of that as it is.
我知道了 长官 I hear you, Chief.
我只是依法行事 Just following the law.
哦 见鬼 我知道 Oh, hell, I know.
你不必告诉我这些 You don't have to tell me that.
你今天早上看到凯恩市长的保安了吗？ Did you see Mayor Kane's security guard this morning?
一直说他和你一起工作是多么的开心 Keeps saying how happy he is to work with you.
山克吗？ Shanks?
他需要学会倾听 He needs to learn how to listen.
这是一个警察所能拥有的最好本事 It's the best tool a cop can have.
他是个合格的保安 He's a decent security guard.
我知道你什么意思 德尔 Oh, I know what you're saying, Del.
但我们需要凯恩洛克安保的人 But we need Kane Rock Security
和本地警察局保持合作关系 and the local PD to work together now.
这个城镇已经破产了 This town is broke.
如果我们不这样做 我们可能都会失业 We don't do this, hell, we might both be out of a job.
现在 话虽如此 我已经决定 Now, that being said, I've decided
今天给凯恩洛克一个对讲机 to give Kane Rock Security a walkie today.
什么？ What?
只是试验运行一下 Just a test run.
今天早上阿贝尔曼的离开小镇了 Well, the Abelman's left town this mornin'.
真的吗？ Really?
我以为他们要到下个星期才离开 I thought they weren't leaving until next week.
我知道 I know.
阿贝尔曼自我还是小孩子的时候 The Abelman's are the best cotton farmers
就是镇上最好的棉农 we had in this town since I was a kid.
现在看起来你的沮丧是有道理的 Well, now it makes sense why you look so down.
我讨厌看到好人离开这个小镇 Well, I just hate to see good people leaving this town.
我曾经坚信他们会比其他人呆的时间更长 I could have sworn they would have outlasted everybody.
妈的 我得走了 Shit, I gotta go.
我买单 I got it.
我可不打算和你争 I'm not gonna argue that.
乔的定单！ Order for Joe!
他先来的 先生 He was here first, sir.
谁？ Who?
他在你前面 He was here before you.
-哦 -没关系 先生 - Oh. - It's okay, sir.
没关系 It's alright.
请吧 Go ahead.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
我很感激 Appreciate that.
把他的咖啡算我账上 Put his coffee on my tab.
多少钱？ How much?
5.80美元 先生 That'll be 5.80, sir.
一 二 One, two.
三 Three.
这是1美元 That's one dollar.
二 四美元 Two, four dollars.
二十五 五十 25, 50.
七十五 75.
五美元 Five dollars.
五美元吗？ Five?
5.80美元 先生 5.80, sir.
先生 你有吗？ Sir, do you have?
没关系的 That'll be fine.
不 不 我来付账 No, no, I wanna pay my bill.
先生 你有五美分硬币吗？ Sir, do you have a nickel?
谢谢 Thank you.
5.80美元 5.80.
谢谢你 小姐 Thank you, Miss.
谢谢 Thank you.
警官 Officer.
亲爱的 别走 ♪ And darlin', don't leave ♪
总部 我是山克 听到我了吗？ Dispatch, this is Shanks, do you read me?
山克 这是官方频道 Shanks, this is dispatch,
你的声音响亮清晰 I hear you loud and clear.
我听到了对讲机里奇怪的嗡嗡声 I had a weird buzzing comin' from the speaker.
就是复查一下 Just double checking.
对讲机没什么问题 孩子 It's working fine, son.
我知道我们的日子很难过 ♪ I know we've had bad times ♪
总部 我收到消息 Dispatch, I gotta tip
说这里有个非法侵入者 said there's a trespasser over here.
我现在从城里穿过事发地了 Uh, I'm heading through town now.
山克 这是德尔莫警官 Shanks, this is Sergeant Delmore, over.
我需要紧急支援，代号10-38(逼停车辆） I'm gonna need immediate backup for a 10-38.
美国警方用代号来代替描述事件，防止信息泄露的同时， 也节省了叙说时间，这里山克的代号都是乱叫的，与实际事态不符 10-38是在怀疑车内人员有犯罪行为的情况下逼停车辆
山克 把你的手从…… Shanks, take your hand off of...
事态10-99(警官被挟持），重复，需要紧急支援 I'm gonna be 10-99, repeat, immediate backup!
山克 把你的手从麦克风上拿开 Shanks, take your hand off the mic!
我重复一遍 让警长到场 让警长到场 I repeat, send the Sarge, send the Sarge.
我知道我要把我的....... I know I'm gonna go put my...
山克！ Shanks!
但我需要你…… But I need you to...
山克 把你的手从麦克风上拿开！ Shanks, take your hand off the mic!
嘿 Hey.
嘿！ Hey!
-什么？-哇 干什么 - What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
把它放下 放下它！ Put that down, put that down!
你为什么非法侵入这里？ What are you doing out here trespassin'?
我在工作 I'm working.
不 你得让我搜索你的卡车 No, no, no, let me search your truck.
伙计 我有我的权力！ Man, I know my rights!
我没有做错任何事！ I'm not doin' nothing wrong!
不 你有权保持沉默 No, no, you got the right to remain silent,
这才是你现在的处境 and that's about it right now.
得了吧 伙计！ Oh, come on, man!
-太荒谬了！-就是这样 -That's ridiculous! - Yeah.
让我看看你的搜查令吧 你这个租赁警察！ Let me see your search warrant then, rent-a-cop!
先生们 先生们 Whoa, whoa, gentlemen.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
我得到消息说有人非法侵入 I gotta tip said somebody's trespassing,
看看我在这里找到了谁 and look who I found over here.
我不是非法侵入 老哥！ I'm not trespassing, man!
我发现了这个怪人 Yeah, yeah, I spot this weirdo.
-山克 -老哥 - Shanks. - Oh, man.
-拜托 -那可一点都不好 - Yeah. - Come on, that's not cool.
这个装置有点奇怪 他在喷什么东西！ This weirdo with this apparatus, and he's spraying things!
喷东西？ Spraying things?
是的 Yeah.
你怎么解释那车东西呢 先生？ And how do you explain that, mister?
那是我的工作要用的材料 老哥们 That's my work material, man.
这是我要用的啊 That's what I use.
你说你是做什么的 先生？ What'd you say you do, sir?
我是园艺学家 I'm a horticulturalist.
那他是瞎编的吗？ Is he making that up?
我和植物打交道 伙计们 I work with plants, guys.
哦 所以一个园艺学家和植物一起工作喽 Oh, so a horticalisist works with plants.
但是你在这个镇上做什么呢？ But what are you doing in this town?
我被雇来拯救你们土地的 伙计！ I was hired to save your farmland, man!
你们土地的pH值有大问题 You got real problems with your pH levels
在土壤构成上讲 in soil formations.
各种数值已经严重超标了！ The numbers are off the charts!
长官 如果我不赶紧喷洒作业 Sergeant, if I don't get busy spraying,
这个地方将会成为一片荒凉的不毛之地 this place is gonna be a desolated wasteland.
我正在尝试试拯救你们的庄稼 老哥！ I'm trying to save your crops, man!
但这个租赁警居然耽搁我做事！ And this rent-a-cop is holding me up!
哦 所以我是在耽搁您喽？ Oh, so I'm holding you up?
是啊 Yeah.
难道你还有更要紧的事情做么 Oh, so you got better things to do?
没错 Yeah.
所以你的意思是你要做的事情 Oh, so you got more important things
比跟警官对话还重要吗？ to do than talkin' to us?
我绝对有比跟你个傻子对话 I definitely got more important things
更重要的事情 to do than talking to you!
长官 我是想要帮助这个小镇 Sergeant, I'm trying to help this town.
你要去哪儿？ Hey, where do you think you're going?
-山克 -嘿 站住！ - Shanks. - Hey, hey!
-山克！-你以为 - Shanks! - Where do you
你跑的了吗 think you're going?
等一下 山克 Hold on, Shanks!
山克 等等 Shanks, hold on!
-站住！-卧槽 - Stop right there! - Whoa!
你给我滚开 Get off me, man!
哇！ Whoa!
山克 山克 你没事吧 Shanks, Shanks, are you okay?
你还好吗 Are you alright?
是的 我没事 Yeah, yeah.
他要跑了 He's gettin' away!
好了 Okay!
猫捉老鼠的游戏结束了 This little tour is over now.
你们俩都疯了 You guys are both crazy!
我告诉你 我没做错什么！ I'm tellin' ya, I didn't do nothin'!
我可不太确定 I'm not so sure about that.
不管那些桶里有什么 我们都会查出来的 Whatever's in those barrels, we're gonna find out!
我猜是那些东西是不合法的 My guess is the stuff's not legal.
我只是在做我的工作 好吗！ I was just doin' my job, man!
你得相信我 You gotta believe me.
我不知道那些东西是怎么来的 I never seen nothin' like that!
如果我没做错什么 你就不能逮捕我 You can't arrest me if I didn't do anything.
我们会在警察局里搞清楚这件事 We'll figure all that out down at the station.
现在出来吧 Now come on out!
哦！ Oh!
该死！ Shit!
拜托 Come on!
你得善待自己的东西 You gotta treat things with kindness
否则你什么都办不到 or you'll get nowhere.
你都不检查一下我的腿吗 You ain't even gonna check out my leg?
你的腿又没断 Your leg's not broken!
不是吧 伙计！ Come on, man!
看看它！ Look at it!
我听到它向后折的声音了！ I heard it bend backwards!
嘿 Hey!
市长的医疗福利最好能顶用 The mayor's benefits better kick in.
我的天哪 什么样的炸药有这种效果 My God, what kind of explosive does all that?
这很难说 先生 It's hard to tell, sir.
我得给犯罪实验室打个电话 I'm gonna have to call the crime lab.
不 No!
目前最好把消息封锁在本地 Uh, best keep it local for now.
反正我们也负担不起他们做测试的费用 Can't afford them tests anyway.
让我们先审问那家伙 Let's try to crack the sprayer first.
头儿 那人说他什么都没做 Chief, the sprayer said he didn't do anything.
那你是什么看法呢 Well, what would you say?
先生 Sir.
我们还没有处理 Oh, we haven't processed...
看样子这比竞技比赛里的缺腿小牛犊还糟糕 This looks worse than a one-legged calf at a rodeo.
现在是什么情况？ What do you know?
一切都在控制之中 市长 All under control, Mayor.
有一个穿着破烂的小伙子鬼鬼祟祟的喷洒东西 Uh, we had a scroungy lookin' fella sprayin' things.
喷洒东西？ Sprayin' things?
是的 你的保安 山克 抓到他非法侵入 Yes, your man, Shanks, caught him trespassin',
然后他开始就开始大喊大叫 and then he started yellin'
把这些蓝色的桶打爆了 and blew up one of these blue barrels.
该死 Damn.
看来我欠山克一顿午餐 Looks like I owe Shanks a little lunch.
你们说的那家伙在哪里？ Where is this sprayer of yours?
看起来没什么问题 Yeah, looks about right.
你们都认为这些桶里有什么？ Ah, what do you all think was in these barrels, hmm?
哦 我们不确定 先生 Oh, we're not sure, sir.
但我们正在努力查出这是什么 But we're working on it.
好吧 你们都是专家 Alright, well you all are the experts.
这样吧 你 有事请联系我 So, you, uh, keep me in the loop
如果你有新进展也联系我 and let me know if you learn anything else.
市长 Mayor.
非常感谢你们的尽职尽责 Thank you so much for your service.
我不会和你握手 因为如果我握的太紧 I'm not shaking your hand because if I squeeze
你会给我写一张罚单的 too hard you'll try to give me a ticket.
罚单 你懂吧！ The tickets, you know!
德尔 带上那家伙 Del, take the sprayer in
看看你能不能让他交代真相 and see if you can get him to talk.
伙计们 你们怎么了？ What is it with you guys, man?
我的意思是 是因为我的头发 我的口音才逮捕我吗？ I mean, is it my hair, my accent?
什么？ What?
不是 No.
你就是照例在欺负镇上新来的人 You just like harassing new people in town,
是不是？ is that it?
你是非法侵入 然后你逃离了现场 Look you were trespassin', you fled the scene,
你袭击了一名警官 触犯了法律 you assaulted an officer, and you broke the law.
法律 法律 你们警察 都是一样的 Law, law, you cops, you're all the same.
你是不是逮捕像我这种无辜的人 You probably get a big kick out
心里特别爽 of busting an innocent guy like me,
我只是想做些正当的营生 just out trying to make an honest living.
你应该摸摸自己的良心在哪里 伙计 You should look at yourself in the mirror once, man.
你该闭上你的嘴 You might wanna stop talkin'.
好的 Yes, sir.
这家伙真是油盐不进 The guy's cold mean.
肥料确实会爆炸 Fertilizer does blow up.
也许那家伙是无辜的 Maybe our guy's innocent after all.
山克只是反应过激了 Shanks was just way outta line.
但这并不能解释 Well, it doesn't explain the fact that
这种液体一夜间杀死了所有沾上它的生物 that liquid killed everything it touched overnight.
这不是肥料 德尔 It wasn't fertilizer, Del.
昨天在回来的路上 他对你交代了什么嘛？ The sprayer say anything to you on his way back?
好吧 也许他今天会的 Well, maybe he will today.
人们在监狱里呆了一夜之后一般会想交代 After a night in jail, people seem to talk.
如果有人能让他说话 那个人只会是你 If anybody can get him to say anything, it's you.
现在要干嘛？ Man, what now?
有几个问题 Got a few questions.
你是乔 对吧？ You're Joe, right?
是的 Yeah.
介意我这么照着你吗？ Mind if I shoot?
我为什么要给你任何答案？ Why would I give you answers?
毕竟毫无理由地把我抓到这里的是你 You're the one who put me in here for nothin', after all.
毫无理由 Nothin'?
你喷洒的东西把所有作物都杀死了 Whatever you were sprayin' killed everything it touched.
你在说什么 What are you talkin' about?
谁雇你来这的？ Who hired you to come down here, anyway?
我只是去他们让我去的地方 老哥 I just go where they send me, man.
我一直都在帮别人照料作物 I've been all over workin' with plants, helpin' people.
那桶里装的是什么？ Well, what was in those barrels?
我知道那些桶里本应该装的是什么 I know what was supposed to be in those barrels.
但是如果你说的情况是真的 But if what you're sayin' is true,
那肯定不是我当初装的东西 it must have been somethin' else.
比如？ Like what?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是除草剂 Maybe a paraquat.
除草剂？ Paraquat?
我不确定 我也不知道它是怎么 I'm not sayin' it is, and I don't know how
跑到那些肥料桶里去的 it would have gotten into those barrels of fertilizer,
但这也说得通为什么会爆炸了 but it would make sense too why they exploded.
但你是园艺学家 But you're the horticulturalist,
你应该知道那些桶里有什么 you should know what's in those barrels.
我说过了伙计 我只是去他们指定的地方工作 Well, like I said, man, I just go where they send me.
我并没有想毒死任何人的农作物 I ain't tryin' to poison anybody's plants.
谁提供了这些化学药品 Well, who supplied those chemicals?
我不知道 I don't know.
你才是警探 You're the detective.
我觉得这个“STC”是一家公司 Hey, I think this STC is a company
叫做南德克萨斯化学 called South Texas Chemical.
想要继续查吗？ Want to follow up?
我要把这个和所有其他的证据 I'll take this and all the other evidence
送到沃多的犯罪实验室 down to the crime lab in Hondo.
我去去就回 I'll be back.
局长说不让花钱 The chief said not to spend any money.
局长说过不代表我就得听 The chief says a lot of things.
你电话联系我 You should call me.
嘿 头儿 Hey, Chief.
你没事吧？ You okay?
我觉得爆炸给我造成的 Still have a little ringing
耳鸣还没完全消退 in my ears from all this, I guess.
回家吧 你需要休息一下 Go home, you need to get some Zs.
好吧 我觉得这个提议不错 Well, that'd do me some good.
但是首先 长官 你介意我问你 But first, Chief, you mind if I ask you
关于抓进来那家伙的情况吗？ some questions about this sprayer case?
没有必要！ There's no need!
市长刚刚已经让他全招了 The mayor just muscled a full confession out of him.
全招了 A full confession?
这很奇怪 That's strange.
可能他屈服了 Guess he caved.
绝对是他只身作案 Definitely a lone sprayer situation.
单独行动 结案 Acted alone, case closed.
你相信这些吗？ You believe all that?
我当然相信 I sure do.
省了我们的事了 It saves us a lot of work.
他现在怎么了？ What happens to him now?
周五市长要招来一位联邦法官 The mayor's callin' in a federal judge on Friday
而不是那个伪君子詹宁斯 instead of that perv Jennings.
我们以前从来没有换过法官 We ain't never switched a judge before,
但是市长认为让联邦法官审理此案 but the mayor thinks a fed judge closin' this thing
能消除镇上人们的忧虑 out right will take away the worry in the town.
我认为这是个好主意 I think it's a damn fine idea.
那次灾害的确让我们受了不小的损失 That plague has really had it's toll on us.
休息一天 回家 让自己调整一下 Well, take the day off, go home, get yourself right,
别忘了星期四的晚餐 and don't forget dinner Thursday.
你答应过梅贝林 You promised Maybeleen.
如果你不来 那就是我的责任了 If you don't show, it's my ass.
谢谢 Thank you.
总部 这是德尔莫 完毕 Dispatch, this is Delmore, over.
收到 请说 This is dispatch, go ahead.
囚犯逃跑了 The prisoner's escaped.
现在什么情况 What now?
那家伙不在他的牢房里 The sprayer ain't in his cell.
搞错了 亲爱的 Oh no, honey.
特里把他交给了凯恩洛克 Terry moved him to Kane Rock.
镇上的人威胁说要伤害他 The town folk were threatenin' to harm him.
现在那小子被五花大绑关在市长避难小屋里 The sprayer's locked up tight now in the mayor's panic room.
保证他在审判前的安全 Keep him safe until the trial.
收到 Copy.
只是确认一下 完毕 Just checkin' in, over.
早上好 长官 Mornin', Sarge.
嘿 山克 Hey, Shanks.
市长在吗？ Is the mayor around?
不 他今天出去了 No, he's out for the day.
他说他得为法院的审理做好一切准备 Said he had to get everything ready for that big ol' trial.
介意我进去转一圈么？ Mind if I have a tour?
那会是种荣幸 It'd be an honor.
见鬼 我都还没见到过市长家 只在过道上呆过 Hell, I ain't even seen it, only been on the driveway.
但是我必须先得到市长的许可 But I'd have to get permission from the mayor first,
可他不在这里 and he isn't here.
我之前也说了 对吧 I told you that, right?
嘿 你的脚踝怎么样了 Hey, how's your ankle?
哦 你是说我的腿 Oh, you mean the leg?
医生说那只是一处瘀伤 Well, the doc says it's just a bruise,
但我认为我的膝盖可能扭伤了 but I figure I'm double-jointed or somethin'.
嘿 山克 如果你发现什么奇怪的事情 Hey, Shanks, if you see anything strange around here,
及时联系我 好吗？ you'd let me know, wouldn't you?
我用我的性命发誓 长官 Oh, I swear on my life, sir.
-谢谢 山克 -不用谢 Thanks, Shanks. - Yeah.
-祝你愉快 -你也是 Have a good day. - You too.
小心点 Be careful.
需要帮助吗？ Need some help?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
你能告诉我 这是正确的地址吗？ Could you tell me, is this the right address here?
是的 长官 圣荷西 Yes, sir, Mission San Jose.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
我确定 先生 Yes, sir.
先生 您还需要什么帮助吗？ Do you need any more help today, sir?
不用了 谢谢 女士 No, thanks, ma'am.
谢谢 Thank you.
祝你愉快 You have a good day.
拉科斯特警局 呼叫布泽尔警官 La Coste Police, Officer Boozer.
布泽尔 我是德尔 Boozer, it's Del.
你在哪里？ Where the hell are you?
就我一个人尝试搞清楚这件事 I'm cracking this thing here all by myself.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
沃多实验室说那桶里的药 The Hondo lab said the sprayer's poison
是一种叫做百草枯的东西 是一种除草剂 was something called paraquat, a herbicide
-能立即杀死植物 -该死 that kills plants instantly. - Damn.
十多年前已经被禁止了 Del, it's been banned for over 10 years.
这绝对是一种毒药 It's definitely a poison.
布泽尔 我觉得有人在跟踪我 Boozer, I think someone's following me.
你到底在说什么？ What the hell are you talkin' about?
你今天见过山克吗？ Have you seen Shanks?
还没有怎么这么说？ Not yet, why?
密切监视他 Just keep tabs.
你需要支援吗？ Do you want back up?
我可以在一个小时内到达那里 I can be there in an hour tops.
不用 No.
我没事的 I'll be fine.
你最好别出事 你听懂了吗 德尔？ You better be, you hear me, Del?
我听懂了 I hear you.
再见 Bye.
如果你们应付不了客流高峰期 Y'all need to hire more people
那你们就该雇佣更多的员工 if you can't handle the rush times.
我排队等了40分钟 I've been waitin' in line 40 minutes.
都没人告诉我要填这张表 No one told me to fill out this form.
大家有看到标志提醒我们要填表了吗 Y'all see any signage about forms?
对不起 先生 除非你填完这张表 I'm sorry, sir, unless you fill out this form,
不然我也无能为力 I can't do anything about it.
好吧 把我的东西给我 Alright, give me, give me my stuff.
只需要您填一下表格 I just need you to fill out that form.
把我的东西给我 所有的 Give me my stuff, all of it!
这地方就该被强行关闭 This whole place oughta be shut down
然后交给一些真正懂 and turned over to somebody who knows how
经营企业的人！ to run an actual business!
先生 有什么我能为您效劳吗？ May I help you, sir?
啊 这绿色的衣服你穿着真是 Goodness, that's a pretty green color
让人赏心悦目 夫人 you have on their, ma'am.
让整个房间都明亮起来了 It just brightens up the whole room.
我能帮你什么吗？ May I help you?
是的 女士 我正在找 Yes, ma'am, I'm trying to find
这个公司的地址 the address to this company.
有人给了我错误的信息 Somebody gave me the wrong information.
像是电视上的那种大案子？ Some big case, like on TV?
不 女士 只是一个小案子 No ma'am, it's for a small case.
在我们小镇里我是唯一一个 I'm about the only one
关心这个案子的人 that cares about it in my little town.
你是哪里来的？ And where would that be?
德克萨斯州的拉科斯特 La Coste, Texas.
系统里什么都没有 There's nothing in the system.
意味着数据文件可能已经过期了 That just means that the digital file might have expired.
嗯 Mhmm.
在档案馆里可能有手写资料 Might be in handwritten notes somewhere in the archive,
但是市政职员负责这方面的工作 but the city clerk is in charge of that
而我需要她的许可 and I'd need permission from her.
我明白 I understand.
还有别的需要帮助的吗？ Is there anything else?
是的女士 有 Well, yes ma'am, there is.
既然我都来了 我能再问你一件事吗？ Since I'm here and all, could I ask you one more thing?
你是如何维持住这个平静的局面 How do you manage to keep this place so calm
当这里的所有人都在为了 when everybody around here's blaming you
你没法控制的事而指责你？ for things you can't control?
我就做不到 女士 I couldn't do this, ma'am.
我不知道你是怎么做到的 I don't know how you do it.
让我看看我能做什么 Let me see what I can do.
谢谢你 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
这是我们的记录仓库 So this is our records warehouse.
我能帮你什么忙？ How is it that I can help you?
我在找这家公司 I'm looking for this company right here.
那应该在我们的事迹档案里 That would be our records of deeds.
跟我来 Follow me.
丽贝卡 Rebecca.
财产税收册上会有信息 Property tax books give us information
比如姓名 地址 法律描述 such as name, address, the legal description,
以及关于财产总值的信息 as well as information on the property value.
丽贝卡 我也需要这些 Rebecca, I need these too.
在这儿 Here it is.
366号卷宗 366.
你好 Hola.
你好 夫人 Hola, Senora.
范比布尔先生住这里吗
是的
他此时在家吗
嗯 他在里面
我能问他几个问题吗 拜托了
当然可以 请进
谢谢 Gracias.
我刚给他洗完澡
你叫什么 先生
我叫特拉维斯德尔莫
德尔莫 真是个好名字
谢谢 Gracias.
等一下 我把他推过来
德尔莫长官来见你
德尔莫长官
坐吧
范比布尔先生 Mr. Van Bibble.
先生 我是来自德克萨斯拉科斯特的德尔莫警官 Sir, I'm Sergeant Delmore from La Coste, Texas.
如果你不介意的话 我想问你几个问题 I'd like to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind.
先生 Sir?
你是南德州化学公司的老板吗？ Are you the owner of South Texas Chemical?
你说西班牙语吗
夫人
我无法得到任何信息
我很抱歉 长官
他们说他曾经是个健壮的人
但是由于他的工作
在工作了这么久之后
他得了帕金森
他原来做什么
他原来做化学制品的
但幸好他的堂兄每个月都帮忙买药
他是你的朋友吗
你说谁
费勒斯先生
泰瑞费勒斯
是啊 那是他的全名
不算是特别好的人 但是每个月都会留一笔钱
趴下！ Get down!
冷静点
这里是布泽尔 Go for Boozer.
布泽尔 我要回去了 Boozer, I'm heading back.
好的 发生了什么？ Great, well, what happened?
我遭到枪支袭击了 I was just shot at.
天啊 你没事吗？ Jesus, are you alright?
不要告诉任何人 你自己小心点 Don't tell anyone, just watch your back.
好的我知道了 Yeah, I copy.
你现在要去哪里？ Where are you going now?
梅贝林 我认识德尔已经20年了 Maybeleen, I have known Del for 20 years,
他来吃饭的时候 我用不着穿外套 I don't have to wear a coat when he comes to dinner.
把外套穿上 Oh, just put the coat on!
他以前在警局还见过我只穿内衣的样子呢 He has seen me in my underwear down at the station.
我不用在我自己的房子里穿外套 I don't have to wear a coat in my own house.
你简直跟头驴一样倔 You are stubborn as an old mule!
不用了 特里 No thanks, Terry.
看起来你需要来一瓶 You look like you need it.
你不喝我喝 More for me, then.
你饿了吗？ Are you hungry?
当然 You bet.
你一整天都去干什么了？ Whatcha been doin' all day?
按你说的 去检查我的耳朵了 Just gettin' my ears checked, like you said.
好 挺好 Good, good, good.
那么 检查结果是什么呢？ Well, what's the verdict?
什么？ Come again?
你的耳朵怎么了？ 'Bout your ears?
你找到可靠的医生了吗？ Did you find a good doctor?
是的 圣安东尼奥最好的医生 Yep, best guys in San Antonio.
我一天都在那里 That's where I've been all day.
耳朵似乎没什么问题 Ears seem to be just fine.
我很高兴听到这个 Good to hear that.
明天的审判我需要你保持最佳状态 I need you right as rain at the trial tomorrow.
今晚别再谈工作了 帅哥们 No more work talk tonight, boys.
德尔 来吧！ Del, come on!
坐下来 坐下 Sit down, sit down.
好吧 让我们开始吧 Oh, well, let's get to it.
我们感谢天父给予的食物 We thank you Father for this food
并希望它滋养我们的身体 and bless it to the nourishment of our bodies.
感谢贴心的德尔莫今晚与我们共进晚餐 And we thank sweet Delmore for being here tonight,
感恩他每天都冒着生命危险 and for puttin' his life on the line every day
保卫我们城镇的人民 defending the people of our town.
请继续看顾这些优秀的警官 And please continue to watch over
他们保护我们在前进的道路上 these fine men as they protect us from
不受任何邪恶的侵害 any evil that may come our way.
让我们共享此刻的欢愉 And let's all rejoice together
为我主服务 in the service of our Lord.
阿门！ Amen!
你怎么没提到我？ Now where was I?
嘿 头儿 你听说过 Hey, Chief, have you ever heard
一个叫南德州化学的组织吗 of a outfit called South Texas Chemical?
我说今晚不谈工作！ I said no work talk!
看出来没有老婆你缺了些啥吧 See what you're missin' in a wife?
德尔不需要老婆 Oh, Del don't need no wife!
他就是游戏人间 He just plays us all.
反正你身边也没什么好的人选 Well, not a lot to choose from around here.
你曾经试过那种服务吗？ Did you ever try a service?
泰瑞 那是隐私！ Terry, that's personal!
我只是好奇 Oh, I'm just curious.
亲爱的 人家已经是个大人了 That's a grown man, honey.
他每天晚上都能和不同的女人度过 He can have a different woman in his house every night.
泰瑞！ Terry!
你知道我的理发师以前试过 You know my hairdresser tried one
那种服务在约翰逊市 of those services up in Johnson City.
她在电话里认识的那个男人 你敢信么 She met a man on the phone, if you can believe that.
然后交往不到三周就结婚了 She was married in three weeks.
真的？ Is that right?
当然 她在三周后就离婚了 Of course, she was divorced in another three weeks.
果然 Here it comes.
三周才离婚的原因是 The reason it took that long
他们找不到律师 is because they couldn't find a lawyer.
一个妻子对我来说已经足够了 Well, one wife was enough for me.
嗨 头儿 关于明天 Hey, Chief, about tomorrow.
为什么我们这么快就起诉了这个家伙？ Why are we prosecutin' this guy so quickly?
他供认不讳 所以等什么呢？ The sprayer confessed, why wait?
南德克萨斯州的化学公司 Well, this South Texas Chemical
是由华莱士范比布尔经营的 is run by a Wallace Van Bibble.
你听说过他吗？ Have you ever heard of him?
没有 No!
如果我听说过 我想我不会忘记的！ And if I ever did I don't think I'd forget it!
德尔 你到底在追查什么 Del, what are you doin' diggin'
没有什么好查的 when there's nothin' left to find!
因为我相信那家伙是无辜的 Because I believe the sprayer's innocent!
你确定你从来没听说过华莱士范比布尔吗 Are you sure you have never heard of a Wallace Van Bibble?
他说他是你的表哥 He says he's your cousin.
他妈的 德尔莫！ Dammit, Delmore!
你能别管这件事了么 Will you just drop it?
我不知道你到底在搞什么飞机 Now I don't know exactly what your beef is,
但是那个喷毒犯明天就会得到应有的惩罚 but that sprayer's gonna get his tomorrow good!
市长不是白痴 而我们最好能达成共识 The mayor's not an idiot, and we best come together on this.
除非你准备好永久退休 So unless you're ready for a permanent retirement...
泰瑞！ Terry!
你猜我忘了什么？ You know what I forgot?
馅饼 The pie.
泰瑞 亲爱的 把馅饼从烤箱里拿出来 Terry, honey, why don't you go get the pie out of the oven.
不然它会糊掉 We don't want it to burn!
有趣的巧合 不是吗？ Funny coincidence, ain't it?
泰瑞 馅饼！ Terry, the pie!
在办公室他为人民服务 You know, at the office he works for the people,
但在这座房子里 他为我工作 真诚保佑他 but in this house, he works for me, bless his heart.
梅贝琳小姐 如果他隐藏了什么的话 Miss Maybeleen, if he's hiding somethin'
你得告诉我 you gotta tell me.
德尔 他永远不会做对小镇有害的事情 Del, he would never do nothin' to hurt this town.
见鬼 你认识他已经有20年了！ Hell, you have known him for 20 years!
我想我们都同意今晚不谈工作了 And I thought we agreed there'd be no work talk tonight!
天啊 泰瑞 你在干什么 Well, heaven's sakes, Terry, what are you doin'?
泰瑞感觉不舒服 所以我们 Terry's not feelin' well, so we're gonna
今晚到此为止 just have to call it a night.
梅贝琳小姐 我真的需要和他谈谈 Miss Maybeleen, I really need to speak to him.
我给你再来一盘 I will fix you a plate.
不 不用了 No, that's okay.
这样就行 I'm fine.
谢谢你的邀请 Thank you for the invite.
我已经告诉过你了 Now, I have told you before
我们之间不存在邀不邀请的 there ain't no need for an invitation.
德尔 泰瑞因为他身上的责任而感到压力 Del, Terry's stressed out over all this responsibility.
我的意思是 他以前从来没有遇到过这样的法庭案件 I mean, he's never had a court case like this before.
我不知道你们在说些什么 I don't know what all y'all were talkin' about,
但是 如果你能对此事闭口不谈 我会很感激的 but, well, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't say nothin'.
作为一位绅士 也看在我的面子上 As a gentleman, well, and as a special personal favor to me.
我们是一家人 德尔 We're family, Del.
永远都是 Always will be.
布泽尔 Boozer!
天哪 德尔 Shit, Del!
你到底怎么了 What the hell happened to you?
我觉得山克是那个向我开枪的人 I think Shanks was the one that shot at me.
山克 Shanks?
在圣安东尼奥 In San Antonio?
是的 Yeah.
德尔 这说不通 Del, that doesn't make any sense.
今天山克和市长都在餐馆吃饭 Shanks was as the diner all day today with the mayor.
市长 The mayor?
是呀 你让我跟踪他们 Yeah, you asked me to track them.
我就在那里呆了一整天 I stayed there all day.
他们正在为明天的案子做准备 They were going over their case for tomorrow.
该死 Damn!
怎么 出了什么事 What, what is going on?
他们现在在哪里 Where are they now?
我不知道 在阿伦斯？ I don't know, Arens?
我们过去 去看看到底发生了什么 We go there, we go find out what the hell's going on.
不 呆在这里 No, stay here!
为什么 Why?
想个办法把喷药人从市长手里解救出来 Figure out a way to get the sprayer outta Kane Rock.
他是无辜的 He's an innocent man.
天哪 德尔 这次你确定吗 Oh God, Del, are you sure about this, this time?
用我的性命发誓 I'd bet my life on it.
德尔 Del!
不要做傻事 Don't do anything stupid!
太操蛋了 Holy shit.
你花光了所有积蓄 宝贝 ♪ You run out of money, babe ♪
你可以得到我的最后一角钱 ♪ You can have my last dime ♪
如果你用尽的是爱情 ♪ If you run of lovin' ♪
你可以免费在我这里领取 ♪ You can mine for free ♪
你可以用尽任何东西 ♪ You can run out of anything ♪
但我对你的爱永无止境 ♪ But you can't run out on me ♪
使我们挫败 ♪ Bring us down ♪
两杯你最好的威士忌 Two shots of your finest whiskey.
警官 Sergeant!
市长 Mayor.
你今晚看起来 You're lookin' a little under
心情不好啊 警官 the weather tonight, Sergeant.
你还好吧？ You alright?
谢谢你 长官 Thank you, Sergeant.
如果你的酒喝完了 ♪ If you run out of liquor ♪
你可以喝我的自制酒 ♪ You can have my homemade wine ♪
如果你没钱了 ♪ If you run out of money ♪
好吧 Well, alright.
你今天已经喝的够多了 You've had enough shots today already.
还有肚子再来一杯的 There's always room for one more.
监狱里可不供应酒水 They don't serve liquor in jail.
你可以用完任何东西 ♪ You can run out of anything ♪
但我对你的爱永无止境 ♪ But you can't run out on me ♪
警官 我真不敢相信你在这里 Sergeant, you gotta be kiddin' me.
你得来看看这只能说话的鹿头 You gotta see this talkin' deer head
它在厕所里 they got in the bathroom.
见鬼 我在那儿看那东西看了一个小时 Shit, I've been in there an hour watchin' that thing.
我 我错过了什么？ I, uh, I miss somethin'?
山克 警官和我需要 Shanks, the Sergeant and I need
点时间讨论事情 a minute to discuss somethin'.
就一分钟 Just one.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
呃 你想让我站在角落里吗？ Uh, do you want me to stand in the corner?
如果你的酒喝完了 ♪ If you run out of liquor ♪
还是外面？ Outside?
如果你想的话 我可以回厕所里去 Shoot, I can go back in the bathroom if you want.
山克 快滚出去 Shanks, just get the hell out!
哦 好吧 Oh, well, alright.
如果你用尽了爱情 ♪ If you run out of lovin' ♪
你可以在我这免费领取 ♪ You can have mine for free ♪
你有什么要说的吗？ You got somethin' to say?
交代所有罪行 然后让那个喷药的离开 Give a full confession, and you can let that sprayer go.
为什么我要做这样的事呢？ Now why would I do a thing like that?
你无论如何都要坐牢 You're going to jail either way.
谁说的 Says who?
法律 The law.
你是要诬陷你的市长吗 Would you be makin' a false accusation against your mayor?
我没有诬陷 There's nothin' false about it.
看来我的警察局里有个烫手山芋啊 Looks like I've got a live wire on my town's police force.
我得在明天一早审判开始前 I'll have to take care of that first thing
处理一下这个问题 in the mornin' before that trial starts.
或者你也可以现在就摘下你的警徽 Or you could just turn in your badge right now,
把它留在酒吧里然后出去 leave it on the bar on your way out,
这样能给我俩都省去不少麻烦 and save us all a lot of trouble.
我死之前你休想摘下我的警徽 I'll turn it in when you rip it from my dead body.
我可以马上就把你和警徽一起埋了 I'd just as soon bury you with it on.
你可能想休息一下 You might wanna get some rest.
明天会是漫长的一天 You gotta long day tomorrow.
享受你最后一天的警察身份吧 Enjoy your last day as our town sergeant,
因为这之后你就什么都不是了 cause you ain't got nothin' going on...
呼叫警探 Dispatch for Sarge,
你听到了吗 完毕 you got your ears on, over?
德尔莫收到 完毕 Go for Delmore, over.
我知道局长又让你负责监管交通 I know the Chief's got you
但是布泽尔刚刚打来电话 on traffic again, but Boozer just called.
她需要你帮忙从凯恩洛克那里 She needs your help over at Kane Rock
把喷毒犯带到法庭上 taking the sprayer to court.
山克的车发动不起来 Shanks' car won't start.
我这就去 完毕 I'm on my way, over.
对不起 警官 Sorry, Sergeant.
在我一生中最重要的日子里 我的车发动不起来 Can't start my car on the biggest day of my whole life.
没事 伙计 Come on, man.
谢谢你 长官 谢谢你来帮我 Thank you, sir, for comin' to help me out.
别客气 山克 你是个好人 Don't worry about it, Shanks, you're a good man.
很遗憾 我们没能走得更近 I'm sorry we didn't work closer together.
在重要关头 我知道你会做正确的事 When the chips are down, I know you'll do the right thing.
听着 很抱歉我把你拉下水了 Look, I'm sorry I got you in the middle of all this.
从一开始你就是对的 You were right from the get-go.
有人想陷害你 我也知道是谁 Someone's tryin' to frame you, and I know who it is.
谁 Who?
现在先不用担心这个 Don't worry about that right now.
我得把你从这里弄走 I got get you away from here.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
谢谢 但是不要 Thanks, but no.
去法院就行 No, just, just go to the courthouse
就这样吧 求你了 and let's just be done with this, please.
听着 市长把所有人都玩弄于他掌心之中 Look, the mayor's got everybody in his pocket around here.
这是不对的！ It's not right!
你为什么突然站在我这边 Why are you on my side all of a sudden?
因为我认为你是无辜的 Because I think you're innocent!
是嘛 Really?
为什么呢 And why is that?
我昨天在圣安东尼奥被枪击了 I was shot at in San Antonio yesterday.
你说有人向你开枪？ You're tellin' me someone shot at you?
哦 真好 -是的 Oh, great! - Yes.
但那对我有什么影响呢？ How's that gonna go for me, then?
我可以保护你 法律会保护你 I can protect you, and the law will protect you.
是法律把我弄得一团糟 It's the law that got me into this mess.
不用了 谢谢 把我送到法院去 No thanks, just get me to the courthouse.
听着 如果他们强迫你招供 Look, if they forced a confession on you,
我觉得我也有责任 I feel responsible.
我得做正确的事 I gotta make it right.
做正确的事是什么意思 What do you mean, right?
你不了解这个世界 You don't understand this world.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
你在做 你在做什么 What are you, what are you doin'?
你得帮帮我 You gotta help me.
市长陷害了你 对吧 The mayor framed you, right?
是的 没错 Yeah, right!
也许有人在帮助他 Maybe someone's helpin' him.
这不关我的事 伙计 It's none of my business, man.
但是为什么会有人想要糟践自己的小镇呢？ But why would anybody wanna poison their own town?
听着 我只是个和植物打交道的 好吗？ Look, I'm just the plant guy, okay?
碰巧在错误的时间出现在错误的地点 Happened to be the wrong place at the wrong time.
你想知道关于土壤的知识 我可以告诉你 You wanna know about soil, I'll tell ya.
不然我唯一能生还的机会 Otherwise I got one chance of gettin' out
就是请求法官从轻量刑 of this thing alive, and that's takin' the plea!
供认不讳 Guilty as charged!
现在 请你在有人朝我开枪之前把我送回法院！ Now please, get me back to the courthouse before I get shot!
你确定你想这么做吗 乔 You sure you wanna do this, Joe?
求你了 Please!
欺骗市长的保安 Trickin' the mayor's boy.
这可越界了 德尔 That's crossin' the line, Del.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
市长告诉了我你昨晚说了什么 The mayor also told me what you said last night.
对不起 德尔 把警徽交给我 Sorry, Del, gonna need that badge.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
局长 那是不对的 Chief, that ain't right.
市长在戏弄我们 The mayor's playin' us.
我知道范比布尔 I know about Van Bibble.
你在说什么 What are you talkin' about?
你真是疯了 You're losin' your mind!
我被枪击了 I was shot at!
被谁 我吗 By who, me?
还是市长 By the mayor?
你认为市长会开枪打自己的警察吗 You think the mayor's gonna shoot his own damn police force?
根本讲不通 It makes no sense.
钥匙 Keys.
我真的以为你在乎这个小镇 I really thought you cared about this town.
注意你的头 Watch your head.
不错的派对 Nice party.
你好 白痴 Hello, idiot.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
喷毒犯 Sprayer.
来吧 Come on!
伙计们 后退 Guys, back up!
耻辱 Shame!
你应该为自己感到羞耻 You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
来吧 Come on!
嘿 向后退三步 Hey, three steps down!
当然 来吧 Sure, come on!
所以山克先生 你是在告诉我 So Mr. Shanks, you're tellin' me
和拉克斯特的良好市民 and the fine people of La Coste here
你看见这个人非法入侵了吗 that you saw this man trespassin'?
是啊 是那个人 Yeah, yeah, it was that man.
山克先生 当你看到这个人非法侵入时 Mr. Shanks, when you saw this man trespassin',
那一刻你见他在做什么 what was he doin' when you observed him?
喷洒东西 Sprayin' things.
你能再重复一遍吗？ Can you repeat that one more time
让整个法庭都能听到 for the entire courtroom to hear?
喷洒东西 Sprayin' things.
山克先生 我想让你回忆一下 Mr. Shanks, I'd like you to recall
案件发生的那一天 that dreadful day in question.
当你在追击这个危险分子 When you were in pursuit of this menace
最后追上他的时候 他威胁到你了吗？ and finally caught up to him, was he threatening you?
说实话 我更像是我威胁到他 Well, to be honest, I was more the threat.
谢谢你的谦虚 山克先生 Well, thank you for your modesty, Mr. Shanks.
但是在你提供的官方报告中 But in your official police report,
你说这个人是在逃避逮捕 you stated that this man was evading arrest.
这是正确的吗 Is that correct?
是的 先生 Yes, yes, sir.
他 他 慌不择路的逃窜 He, he, he fled like a spring chicken.
慌不择路的逃窜 Fled like a spring chicken.
女士们 先生们 司法专业人士们 Ladies and gentlemen, those of us in the legal profession
认定这为企图逃跑 consider that to be fleeing.
先生 我能说点什么吗？ Sir, can I, can I say something?
当然 山克先生 Of course, Mr. Shanks.
那天他们给了我一个对讲机 They gave me a walkie that day,
我想为德尔警官做些事 and I wanted to do good for the Sarge,
带有很多情绪和敌意 and there was a lot of emotion and hostility.
情绪和敌意 Emotion and hostility.
我以为他有一件武器 I thought he had a weapon, and it was one
就是他用来喷洒的玩意 所以我开枪了 of those sprayer things, and I shot,
然后发生了爆炸 and there was an explosion.
我认为这很大程度上是我的错 I think it was more my fault.
谢谢你 山克先生 Thank you, Mr. Shanks.
不用再问了 法官大人 No further questions, Your Honor.
你想让我告诉你…… You want me to tell you about...
够了 山克！ No, Shanks!
今天就到这里 That'll be all for today.
你可以下去了 先生 You may step down, sir.
女士们 先生们 尊敬的法官 Ladies and gentlemen, Your Honor,
我要求喷毒犯上前来接受质问 at this time I would like to call to the stand the sprayer.
嘿 山克 Hey, Shanks.
嘿 警官 Hey, Sarge.
里面什么情况？ How's it goin' in there?
他完了 He's done.
他甚至没有一个辩护律师 He ain't even got a damn defense attorney.
你一定是在逗我 You gotta be kiddin' me.
嗯哼 Mm.
嘿 山克 我真的很抱歉 Hey, Shanks, I'm really sorry
今天早上对你的车做的手脚 what we did to your car this mornin'.
没关系 It's alright.
反正它更像是市长的车 It's more the mayor's car anyway.
他整个星期都在不停地把车借走 He's been borrowin' it all week.
为什么市长要借你的车 Why would the mayor be borrowin' your car
他自己不是有吗 when he's got one of his own?
他需要用它来运输东西 He needs it to transport things
好不弄脏他自己的车 to keep his vehicle clean.
他一直在修理他的新房产 He's been fixing up his new property.
在阿贝尔曼的地方？ Over at the Abelman's place?
我想就是那里 I think that's the one.
见鬼 他现在有这么多农场 Hell, he's got so many farms now
他去的地方我都搞混了 I get mixed up where he goes.
你介意我借走你的车吗 You mind if I borrow your car?
把它完整开回来就行 Just bring it back in one piece.
女士们 先生们 在结束的时候 Ladies in gentlemen, in closing,
我想提醒大家 I'd like to remind you all that this is,
37个家庭的生活 this is about the 37 families
被这个人破坏了 whose lives are gone, destroyed by this man.
我们呼吁法庭惩罚这个人 And we call on the court to punish this man
依照法律对非法入侵行为进行裁决 to the fullest extent of the law for trespassin'.
陈述完毕 The state rests.
现在 有什么证人可以辩护吗？ Now, are there any witnesses for the defense?
先生 你有什么人替你说话吗 Sir, do you have anyone who'll speak for you.
没有 法官大人 No, Your Honor.
辩方保留申辩权利 The defense rests its case.
等一下 Hold on!
什么 What?
很抱歉我迟到了 但我是来为你辩护的 I'm sorry I'm late, but I'm here for the defense.
反对 法官大人 Yeah, objection, Your Honor,
这个人是不允许在这里的 this man is not allowed to be here.
他不在证人名单上 He's not on the witness list,
他也是司法官员 and he's also an officer of the law.
否认 法官大人 Negative, Your Honor.
我曾经是 但我在不到一小时前 I used to be, but I was relieved
就被解雇了 of my duties less than an hour ago.
我作为自由的人站在这里 追求真相 And I stand here as free man in pursuit of the truth.
难道我们都不希望那样吗 Don't we all want that?
我允许你发言 I'll allow it.
好的 Alright.
求你了 Please!
德尔 Del.
法官大人 辩方要求把凯恩市长叫到台上 Your Honor, the defense calls Mayor Kane to the stand.
哦 Oh!
绝对不行 Absolutely not!
你呆在这里 You stay here.
肃静 Order!
我能为你做些什么 警官 What can I do for you, Sergeant.
不对 该叫德尔莫 I mean, Delmore.
市长 你治理这个小镇有多久了 Mayor, you've been running this little town for how long?
大约15年了 但是谁细数了呢 About 15 years, I believe, but who's counting?
你从小镇还很繁荣时就在 And you've been here back when we're booming,
从未离开 时至今日我们小镇破产 and you've stayed on and now we're broke.
我的家族在100多年前就定居在这片土地上 Well, my family settled this land over 100 years ago,
所以我会说 是的 我不打算去别的任何地方 so I'd say yes, I'm not planning on going anywhere.
你是怎么保持不受影响的 How is it that you're staying the same,
有些人甚至说 and some might even say you're looking
这些天你过得更好了？ even better, these days?
我不知道你想问我什么 德尔莫 I have no idea what you're trying to ask me, Delmore,
但我似乎记得是我的保安 but I do seem to recall that it was my security guard
最后终于抓住了那个喷洒小子 that finally caught that sprayer.
那么 在过去的15年里 你具体都做了什么贡献呢 Now, what have you been doin' for the last 15 years?
也许这个小镇可以从你的薪酬上 Maybe the town could have saved
省下一笔钱呢 a little money on your salary.
但是 你是如何 Well then, how is it that you
能负担得起这些慈善事业的？ can afford all those charities?
哦 反对 Oh, objection!
法官大人 他们此刻简直是在 Uh, Your Honor, they're makin' a mockery
藐视法庭 of your courtroom at this point.
这与案件是完全不相干的 This is completely irrelevant.
反对无效 顾问 Hold your objections, Counselor.
让我们听他把话说完 可好 Let's go ahead and see this thing through, hmm?
我猜此时是我的成功 So, I guess it's my success here
正在接受审判 是吗？ that's on trial now, is that it?
不 No.
你的土地也有灾情 不是吗 Your land has the plague too, don't it?
你知道的 You know it.
我农场的受灾程度比你们的都要严重 My farm's a bigger bust than all y'alls.
见鬼 如果我没记错的话 灾害是从我的土地上先开始的 Hell, the plague started on my land, if I recall correctly.
那你怎么能负担得起 Well, then how is it that you can afford
所有这些捐赠 以及其他的慈善事业 all these donations, and all these charities,
为我们的利益做出这么大牺牲？ and sacrifices on our behalf?
你们都知道我家在米兰特 Now you all know that my family was blessed
拥有几个非常高产的油井 with a couple of very productive wells up in Midland.
我慷慨大方的行为也使我很愉快 Now I'm more than happy to be generous any way that I can.
这就是爱德华凯恩的处世方式 That's the Edward Kane way.
慷慨和慈善 无论处境如何 Generosity and charity, in good times and in bad.
爱德华凯恩是你的父亲 对吧？ Edward Kane's your father, right?
这也是我的名字 德尔莫 It's my name too, Delmore.
当然是 小凯恩 Of course it is, Junior.
他只是没有让这个小镇破产 He just didn't bankrupt this town.
听着 我对这些当地人的遭遇感到很难过 Now look, I feel real bad for all these folks.
这就是为什么我一直在买他们的农场 That's why I've been buying their farms.
你也买了阿贝尔曼的土地 对吧？ You just bought the Abelman's place too, right?
是的 Yes, I did.
很好的一家 很遗憾看到他们走了 Fine family, sorry to see 'em go.
听着 百姓们 我出手非常慷慨 Look, folks, I pay very generously
我买的所有农场报价都不低 for all the farms that I buy.
这些农场都有灾害 对吧 Farmland that's got the plague, alright?
所以它毫无价值 So it's worthless.
该死的 它们一文不值啊 Hell, it's worth less than nothin'.
你把它加起来算 对我来说就是一个净损失 You add it all up, it's a, it's a net loss.
所以这也算是我为小镇 So that's just some more charity right there
做的慈善事业 都是免费的 from me to the town, free of charge.
除非现在灾害消失了 Unless there's no plague now.
法官 如果这个人没有正经的问题问我 Judge, if this man's got no serious questions for me,
那我现在要申请离席了 I'm just gonna excuse myself right now
然后我们就可以绞死这个婊子养的 so we can hang this son of a bitch.
停 Uh.
我从爆炸现场拿了一块桶的碎片 I have a piece of the barrel from the sprayer's explosion.
而我刚离开阿贝尔曼的农场 And I just left the Abelman's farm,
这农场现在归市长所有 which you know the mayor now owns,
我在那里看到很多像这样的桶 and I saw plenty of barrels just like it
而以前没有 that weren't there before.
好了 现在是谁非法侵入了 德尔莫 Well, who's trespassin' now, Delmore?
我也有来自圣安东尼奥的记录 I also have from the records down in San Antonio
一份来自南德克萨斯州化学公司的合同 a deed from a company named South Texas Chemical,
在那里我发现了同样的桶和毒药 where I found the same barrels and poison.
我怀疑一个叫华莱士范比布尔的人 I believe a man named Wallace Van Bibble
被雇佣来照料我们的农田 was hired to fix our farmland.
但是市长和范比布尔先生 But the mayor and Mr. Van Bibble
把桶里的农药换成了毒药 swapped the barrels for poison,
然后雇佣了这个人 and then hired this man right here
把整件事都嫁祸给了他 and framed him for the whole thing.
这是一个无辜的人 This is an innocent man.
凯恩市长破坏了我们的农田 Mayor Kane has killed our farmland,
如果你想知道真相就跟着我 and if you wanna find out just follow me
到阿贝尔曼农场 我会证明的 down to the Abelman farm and I'll prove it.
哦 得了吧 Oh, come on!
这不是一次实地考察 法官大人 Okay, this is not a field trip, Your Honor!
-肃静 -嘘 - Order! - Hush!
肃静 Order
我们为什么不去看看那些桶 Why don't we go and see if those barrels
是否真的在你声称它们在的地方 are truly there the way you claim they are, hmm?
你别想 Don't you!
德尔 Del!
哇 Whoa
哦 亲爱的上帝 Oh, sweet Jesus!
救命 Help!
主啊 帮帮我们吧 Lord, help us!
你毁了这个小镇 你个白痴 You just killed this town, you idiot.
我的家人创造了这个小镇 My family made this town.
我拥有你 我拥有这个房间里的所有人 I own you, I own everybody in this room.
让我们看看没有我你们会怎样吧 好不好 Let's just see how well you all do without me around, huh?
没事了 It's okay.
哦不 我又做错了什么 Oh no, what'd I do?
我做了什么？ What did I do?
-哦 不！-操 -Oh, no! - Shit.
起来！ Get!
哦 不！ Oh no!
能当你们的市长真是太好了 It's been real swell being your mayor.
救命啊 救救我！ Help, help me!
局长 Chief.
我不知道 德尔莫 I didn't know, Delmore.
我发誓 I swear.
哦 Oh.
快叫人来啊 Call somebody!
去抓那个混蛋 Go get that bastard!
走 我照顾他 Go, I got him!
德尔 我们走吧 Del, let's go!
哇 Whoa!
车里有一个无辜的人 There's an innocent man in there!
我能做什么 Well, what can I do?
带局长去医院 Take Chief to the hospital.
这就去 On it!
我们走吧 Let's go!
山克 我们需要支援 在旧圆形迷宫 Shanks, we need backup at the old circle maze.
准备好了吗 Ready?
哦 操 Oh, shit!
不 不 No, no!
别再向前走了 Not another step!
放下武器 Drop the weapon.
马上 Now!
你就是不能放手不管 是吧 德尔莫 You just couldn't let things go, could you Delmore?
这是你和我之间的事 This is just between you and me, really.
让他们走吧 Now let 'em go!
让他们走 Let 'em go?
我为什么要这么做 Why would I do that?
你这么笨吗 Are you that stupid?
你们谁也走不了 None of y'all are going anywhere.
你看 我有一个被人称作保命符的东西 See, I got what some folks like to call a lifeline.
任何发生在你们身上的事情 都有这个蠢蛋背锅 Anything happens to you two, I got this idiot right here.
你看 现在我只需要开枪打死你们俩 You see, now all I've gotta do is take his cuffs off
然后拿掉他的手铐 就可以把一切嫁祸给他 after I shoot you two, and I can frame him for everything.
这个小镇的居民 Hell, the people of this town
都蠢透了 are dumber than dirt.
他们会相信我说的话 They'll believe anything I say.
不 他们知道真相 No, they know the truth.
真相就是我所说的 The truth is what I say it is!
所以你就是指望自己能重操旧业 So you're just gonna go back to the way it was?
再雇一个乔 和另一个范比布尔 Hire another Joe, another Van Bibble,
变得更富有 and keep gettin' richer?
我不知道 I don't know!
见鬼 我还没想过那么多 Hell, I hadn't thought it through that much!
如果不是因为这个白痴 And it if hadn't been for this idiot here,
你们谁都没必要死在这里 neither one of y'all would have had to die!
不 No!
你这混蛋 You asshole!
山克 Shanks!
我为此刻已经等了很长时间了 I've been waitin' a long time for this.
嘿 Hey!
山克 Shanks?
我还好 Yeah, yeah, I'm alright.
那他妈的是什么 What the fuck was that?
看起来很糟糕 It looks bad.
带我离开这里 德尔 Just get me outta here, Del.
带我离开这里 Get me outta here!
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
嘿 Hey.
没事的 没事的 It's okay, it's okay.
是梅贝琳 There's Maybeleen.
嘿 很好 Hey, this is fun.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
是的 Yeah.
局长怎么样 How's the chief?
哦 他没事 Oh, he's, he's fine.
他只是激动过头了 He just had a little excitement.
我的天啊 Oh my God!
让开 Move over.
没事的 没事的 It's alright, it's okay.
那市长呢 Del, what about the mayor?
他已经被安排得明明白白了 He's been taken care of.
好的 来吧 我们走吧 Okay, come on, let's go.
德尔 小心点 Del, be careful.
我好多了 I'm better.
我还是不相信他 I still don't trust him.
准备好了吗 警官？ Ready, Sergeant?
上车 Hop in the car.
哦 得了吧 伙计 Oh, come on, man.
把我带到我的卡车那里好不好 How 'bout just drop me off at my truck?
有人死了 A man's dead.
我不能让这事就过去 I can't let that go.
你是开玩笑吗 Are you kiddin'?
我刚刚救了你的命 I just saved your life back there.
等我回车里拿钱 交了非法入侵的罚款 Just let me go in, pay my trespass fine,
让这一切结束吧 be done with all this.
我只想回家 I just wanna go home.
那其他的指控呢 What about all the other charges?
没有其他的指控了 There were no other charges.
你在做什么 伙计 What are you doin', man?
我只是今天不想再让任何人受到伤害 I just don't want anybody else gettin' hurt today.
所以你要在这里开枪打死我么 So what, you're gonna shoot me right here?
让我走 Just let me go!
你不再骗我了 乔 You're not fooling me anymore, Joe.
在德州 C级犯罪非法入侵是一种轻罪 A class C criminal trespassing is a misdemeanor in Texas.
这是一笔500美元的罚款 而且不用坐牢 It's a $500 fine, and no jail time.
我想你一直都知道这一点 I suppose you've always known that.
他付你多少钱让你去当替罪羊 How much extra did he pay you to take the fall?
伙计 你真的什么都不明白 是吧 Man, you don't understand nothin', do ya?
告诉我真相 Then tell the truth.
真相 The truth?
真相就是愚蠢的人会相信我告诉他们的话 The truth is stupid people believe what I tell them.
给像我这样的人提供优势 Gives the advantage to someone like me.
等等 这不对 Well, that's not right.
我是个园艺学家 对吧 I'm a horticulturalist, right?
你是市长的搭档 You're the mayor's partner.
当然 我不是市长的什么人 I'm not the mayors anything, for sure.
但是我身边有像他一样的绝望的人 But I got desperate people just like him
想要和我一起在各地做土地交易 wantin' to do land deals with me all over the place.
你把帕奎特放在市长的防弹背心上的 You put paraquat in the mayor's bulletproof vest.
很厉害 你真是个侦探 I'm impressed, you really are a detective.
你的名字是乔吗？ Is your name even Joe?
是的 当然 Yeah, sure.
对一些人来说 我是乔 对其他人来说 我是泰瑞 To some I'm Joe, to others I'm Terry.
费勒斯 Fellers.
你是给范比布尔治病钱的那个人 You were the one paying the bills for Van Bibble.
昨晚吓到你了 不是吗 Scared you last night, didn't I?
把你的猴子外套都弄脏了 对吧 Got your monkey suit all dirty diving in the dirt, huh?
我昨晚本可以在圣安东尼奥枪杀了你 I could have shot you in San Antonio last night,
但我没有 but I didn't.
我选择不杀人 I chose not to!
现在要做的是 So here's what's gonna happen now.
我要离开这辆车 咱俩就没关系了 I'm gonna get out of this car and you and I are done.
这就是我能为你做的一切 牛仔小子 That's all I can do for you, cowboy.
不 No.
我再给你一次机会 I'm gonna give you one more chance.
去自首 我就给你一个公正的判决 Turn yourself in and I'll give you a fair shake.
我保证 I promise.
好吧 长官 Alright, Sergeant.
我在这里就能给你公正的判决 I got your fair shake right here.
举起手来 Hands up.
你不会想那么做的 You don't wanna go down that road.
我说举起手来 I said hands up!
慢慢地举起来 Nice and easy.
现在你别想耍什么花招 Now don't you go foolin' me now.
我不是那种耍花招的人 I ain't the foolin' kind.
很好 Good.
法律就是法律 The law's the law.
法律能帮你到哪一步呢 德尔莫？ Where's that got ya, Delmore?
有遗言么 德尔莫？ Any last words, Delmore?
介意我把这个打开吗？ Mind if I turn this up?
完全不 No, not at all.
砰！ Boom!
伙计 我讨厌德州习俗 Man, I hate this Texas bullshit.